At the ripe age of 20, in the year 2002, Simon’s first Squirtz video made a splash on our site with his martial arts demonstration proving to be a huge hit with Squirtz fans everywhere. Simon’s cool charm and sculpted body was irresistible, and that famous ass and low hanging balls of his made him the stuff of local legends.
Fast forward seven years to today and Simon is no longer a Kung-Fu and skateboard fanatic/rapper, but has devoted his life to playing upright bass in a Rockabilly band. When I met up with him again and we started to talk abut what he’s doing these days to keep his great shape, he told us he’s basically doing nothing for that. The only exercise he gets is carrying his giant instrument around. No, not that one, the other one. So we were a little worried to see that his once famous and depressingly hot genetics had withered away thanks to his new easy-going life. But when he showed up a couple days later for his 2nd Squirtz video and started ripping off his clothes, I was shocked to see that his body hasn’t changed one bit. Not a complete lack of exercise, not eating Quebec’s famous junk food, not even 7 years of normal aging had affected Simon’s statuesque frame. His beautiful chest, charming and playful smile, ripped abs, one of the best bubble butts on Earth, and those sexy low hangers were all still there keeping him on top of the crowd even 7 years later. Plus, he’s just totally cool on top of that, which I can add to the seemingly endless list of things I admire about him.
Ever since we’ve known him, Simon’s always keept his style and his life interesting and changing, and that included his sex life. Though dedicated to one girl for the past 4 years, Simon is now single once again and hasn’t ruled out picking up where he left of with a few select male friends. And with our fingers crossed, we’re hoping he’ll make his first duo debut on Videoboys with one of our models that he likes the most. Hang in there, and wait and see…













October 16th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Ian – Love seeing Simon again. I can think back to the first time I saw him that many years ago WOW, and than his time on MBL. Nice to see he is as handsome as always and doing well in this life.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I know Eagle, he’s been around since we first moved here 9 and a half years ago, and even after all this time, he’s as awesomely beautiful as ever. It’s wonderful to see how well he’s doing.
October 30th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
WOW FINALLY a rab guy nude! I’m in heaven!