Our 3 Tenners this week are slightly different from the original 3 Tenors, as the music our guys make together isn’t quite as beautiful, but the sound of their Flesh Jacks slopping up and down is still fun to hear. It’s rare to see this much “talent” gathered in one room together. And by talent I mean cock meat. Between them Ashton Hardwell, Jessy Karson and Sascha Vistos have just over 27 inches of cock out on the table and they are always ready to play. With their immense tools, they put our new Flesh Jacks to the stress test. So just how much flesh can a Flesh Jack take? Well quite a lot apparently! Although sometimes the guys preferred using the sex toys without the plastic casing. I guess it was just squeezing them too much. But what can you do? When you’ve got a dick that big, you need extra space.
So who has the biggest of the bunch, you might wonder? I think it would have to be Sascha Vistos who’d win that contest. The shyest of the bunch also has the meatiest and largest dick but luckily he also has a fine, face-smothering bubble butt to match, just for balance so he doesn’t tip over. And when you see his dick up close, face to face, it’s almost hard to believe. It looks like something you’d see hanging in a butcher’s shop, it’s just that big. But Sascha is also by far the shyest and most soft-spoken, as you can see from his expressions. He wishes he wasn’t so shy, but it’s kind of cute and endearing I think. So they each have their own personality traits with Sascha being the shy one, Jessy being the dominant “cochon” (French for “sex pig”) and Ashton being the fashionable twink lover. But despite their variety, they all have one thing in common: they’ve all fucked each other at one time or another (plus unknowingly shared a few boyfriends along the way). It’s just too bad these 3 couldn’t breed and combine their DNA for a new batch of super hung beauties. Oh well, maybe science will help us with that one day.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Three Tenners? That’s the best you can do? Seriously, you need a witty script doctor STAT. And I don’t mean that bitchy, kinda. LOL and XXOO.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Lol Randall, well we were rounding up a little bit.
But if you’d like to ghost write for us, I’m sure we’d benefit from your witty reparté. xo
September 13th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I don’t think you can afford me even with the US economy in the tank these days. And I can SENSE your repsonse to the end of THAT sentence, so may I suggest you chow down on something sweet until the moment passes. Or perhaps take a nap.
You went to Mexico City in the middle of the summer? Glad you had a good time and did not return unduly tan. No one likes a Canadian who looks like a Hollywood producer.
You are cupcake-ably cute, and I WORSHIP the water you walk on, but nobody goes to Mexico in the Summer. It’s where the world’s better people Winter. Glad to be of help. XXOO.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Hope you know I am totally kidding. ; )