Well I’m getting ready for my trip this week to the biggest city in the world, the megalopolous that is Mexico City. I’m going to be there for 6 fun-filled days of delicious food, fun friends, fascinating places to visit, and of course all the sexy and horny Mexican guys. I love Mexico City. I’ve been there many times going back to my first time when I was 16, and each time it blows me away. It’s one of the most exciting cities in the world, and has such an incredible history and an amazing gay life there too.
Well it’s not like being gay here in Montreal, which is very easy. But I mean, there are so many gay people in Mexico, and they’re so friendly, that it would take…ohhh, maybe about 5 minutes to meet someone amazing after you walk out your door and onto the street. So I’m sure I’ll meet some great people while I’m there. I’ll be staying with my friend and his boyfriend at their house, which is near Frida Kahlo’s house in Coyoacan, but I don’t want to take up all their time and I know they’ll be busy working, so I’ll get out and have some fun with some new people. I’ll buy everyone gifts to bring back home, stuff my face with amazing food, and just relax and take in all the sights. I know I’ll put on 10 pounds from all the food I’ll eat there, but then the diarrhea I’ll have for 2 weeks when I come back will just cancel that out, so it’s all fine, lol.
And I know I’ll be speaking French to everyone by accident when I go there. When I first moved to Montreal, I knew more Spanish than French, so when people here would say something to me in French I’d answer in Spanish by accident. But after 9 years here, I’m sure it’s going to be the other way around. So I’ll get a book at the library on Spanish for Beginners and that should be enough to get me by for 6 days. Or I’ll just pull out my old stand-by and pretend I’m deaf to anyone who tries to talk to me. :P
I feel so nervous anytime I think about this trip. I get nervous about everything all the time anyway, but for some reason I’m especially nervous about this. Maybe just because I haven’t been on a trip in so long, I’ll be travelling alone, my Spanish sucks, and I’ll probably be kidnapped. Did I mention Mexico City has the highest rate of kidnappings in the world? One every day I believe is the current rate. Although I’m sure Baghdad has taken that title away by now. But whatever, it’ll just give me a chance to practice my head-butting techniques I’ve been learning from watching so many British shows. I knew that would come in handy one day!
Well I better get back to my work, since I have so much to finish before I leave. Our updates on Squirtz and Videoboys have to go up every week, no matter what. So vacations are no excuse. And I haven’t missed a deadline even once in 9 years, so I’ve got to get back to the grind. Have a wonderful night, and I’ll see you all when I get back.
